Pole Fitness Workout #2

Nothing much for you to read just watch the video.... Enjoy :)



Kisses,
Marie

Progressive snapshot discount

My damn car insurance is fucking high ass hell (excuse my language) but these fucks are giving it to me right up my ass without using pjur lube. I'm with Progressive so when I expressed my disgust they suggested that I sign up for the Snapshot program. At this point I'm open for anything to save a buck so I told them to go ahead & send it to me.

Device & packaging

Once I got the device in the mail I plugged it into my car & immediately forgot about it. I got a email from them letting me know that I hooked everything up correctly & there was a link to check my driving history. I've only had the device hooked up for a few days & when I looked at my history I noticed that I'm a speeder LMAO.

I need to slow my ass down man

Tuesday I was riding around & getting it LMAO

Now that I know that my driving is being monitored I can say that I have tried to slow down a bit & do less hard brakes (when speed is reduced by 6 mph). For the most part I'm a pretty good driver but speeding has always been my problem LOL or SMDH :-/
I'll slow my ass down for the chance of possibly receiving a 30% discount on my premium. Once my 30 days are up I'll check back with u guys & let u know just how much of a discount I actually receive. Hopefully this don't end up fucking me harder up my ass in the end LMAO

Kisses,
Marie

Lenscrafters & then Cameo

Yesterday I went to Lenscrafters so I could get a new script for eyeglasses. I saw a commercial on TV about the new AccuFit Digital Measurement System that they do so I wanted to try that. When the optometrist checked my eyes they did this cool thing where they took a pic of my eye & I was able to see my whole eye... even the back. The actual eye exam wasn't expensive at all, it was only $100. The real cost came when I started looking around the store for my frames. Of course my ass gravitated to the designer brands & I fell in luv with two pair. Once I sat down to get them fitted for my face I then realized that I had to pay for the lenses as well :-/

I picked 2 pair of designer glasses & the lenses were $325 per frame. Luckily they was having a 30% off sale so I got a discount on each item & that made me smile BIG :)
Now what made me not smile was when I was told that I couldn't pick them up until tomorrow after 3pm :(

So I went home took a nap & hit the club again with Barbie. This time we went to Cameo & I had an alright time. I don't really like going to clubs where I can't smoke trees so I probably won't be in that place to often. The cool thing about it is that they have a ton of poles with girls doing tricks so the eye candy was awesome. It was like a overload of lace fronts & fake asses big time tho LMAO. You know it's sad when the DJ yells shake that ass whether it real or fake :-/
They also had an amateur pole dancers shaking it out for $1000 I believe. One girl was working the pole like a pro so I think she won. I stopped caring & eventually left LOL. As I drove Brit home we did some kush ups & this drunk hoe used my damn cup holder instead of the astray. Wasn't too mad because it was an easy clean up but DAMN I got a 2012 LOL.

I was so damn tired

Outside of Cameo tired but all smiles :)

We saw that red light flashing & it was ON

Cup holder turned into a astray smdh

Today I picked up my eyeglasses & as I drove home with them on I had straight HD vision. I opted to get the anit glare lenses so when I get my pic taken in them I'll be good. My prescription wasn't that strong so I have to wear them when I'm on my computer, reading, TV if my eyes strain & driving. My sight not bad enough where I have to go to the DMV & get it put on my license THANK GOD.

Here's the 1st pair

and the 2nd which are purple of course they came w/ an awesome case

Kisses,
Marie

King of Diamonds Monday

Since it's been a minute since I've experienced KODs fight night Monday I felt the need to go. Decided to invite a few ladies to roll with me & make it ladies night part 2. I arrived at the club at about 1:30am and from the looks of the parking lot I knew it was going to be crazy inside. Admission to get in by the time I got there was $30.... when I left it was $20. The first thing I did when I walked in was take a pic because I would probably be too occupied to be trying to sneak snap some pics. Decided to get a bottle so had to find a waitress & get that taken care of. Boy it was such a process but in the end everything was cool & I really enjoyed my night. It was four of us on one bottle of Ciroc plus blunts on blunt on blunts. YES I was wasted & feeling myself. The 1st dancer that came in our section wasn't really all of that but my drunk ass ended up throwing $75 worth of ones at her ass. After that she was saying that I was her girlfriend LOL. My girls was like hell nah Marie u can do way better... so now I was on a mission to do so.

Waiting outside for my peeps

Just walked in KOD

 I ran out of cash fast so I hit up the ATM machine & boy did I get raped in my ass with fucking KY jelly. The fee was ridiculous but I had no choice smdh.

I couldn't see the fight from where I was at so I started to walk closer to the ring & ran into a nice piece on my way. She had the Keyshia Dior look going on & worked the fuck out of the pole. Well I sat there in her face flirting during pretty much most of the fight smdh. She told me to look for her after she did her dances that she had scheduled. To make things even worst I didn't get her number, so I guess that's my excuse to go back ;) She was really nice on the pole & I would like for her to give me some private lesson.

You already know that my drunk ass had to go to the bathroom so here's my almost famous bathroom stall photo shoot pics LMAO

Squat not sit LOL... whoa u can see a bit of my cookie

I swear squirting in that toilet felt great LMAO

and I'm done off to my car ;)

When I got home it was good ol' 4:20 so u know what went down. Then I decided to fuck around with Simsimi before I passed out. I can't believe how fun it can be when you're either drunk or board. It's like having a text convo with an actual person almost LOL

These screenshots are from the convo I had with Simsimi before I went to the club. Mind u this was my 1st time using it & haven't taught it any words yet LOL. Shit is a bit scary but entertaining.

And this is when I got home LMAO

I'm thinking about going next week so I can actually see the bitches fight instead of getting major lap dances & flirting LOL. Man if the club didn't run out of ones I probably would of stayed till closing LMAO I kid I kid.... but they did run out of dollar bils. Those bitches was in there getting it AYE

Kisses,
Marie

Ladies night at LIV

Man I think this is going to be my third blog that I write about club LIV LOL. It's my favorite club EVER!!! Last night I went to the popular night LIV on Sundays & one of my girls was getting a table so that meant free drinks all night LOL. As soon as I arrived at the table she passed me a double shot of patron. I tried to keep up with everyone & take the shot in one swallow but ended up getting a little dribble LOL. If u follow me on twitter you know that I got stupid drunk last night. I was flirting with all the sexy ladies like a creep :)

Since I drove myself I made sure to cut myself off an hour before I left. Well once I was ready to go I was still drunk smdh but was able to drive home. And according to my cam I was snapping random pics at the same time. Birdman from YMCMB was the special guest last night but he didn't get on the mic or nothing. At least from what I can remember LMAO. My homeboy had a table as well so of course I went over there to sip on his alcohol ;)

Ok now let the picture show begin... The pics below are me trying to feel my outfit out. For some reason after I put it on I wasn't in luv with it but didn't have time to change. When I got to the club I went straight to the bathroom to look in the mirror. Even had the bathroom attendant take my pic LOL

This next set of pics are of me & the ladies that I was partying with last night. So glad that my girl Barbie Britania invited me to hang with her friends because we had a fuckin BALL!!

It's not a real drunk night if I don't do a bathroom stall photo shoot. This time as I squat over the toilet from the looks of the pics LMAO

It took so long for valet to bring my car around that I had time for a photo shoot as I waited LOL

Fucking drunk lazy eye ruined such a sexy pic LMAO

These are the pics I took as I was driving or stopped at a light I hope LOL. I honestly don't remember none of these mutha fucka smdh.

And then I made it home.... Trigga was awake & happy that I was home so I tried to turn him into a party dog... he wasn't having it tho LMAO

And that was my night at LIV wrapped up in a few words & tons of pics LOL. Tonight it's King of Diamonds Monday aka Fight Night. I haven't been in a while so I'm pretty hyped about it. I'll let you all know how it goes of course ;)

Kisses,
Marie